Thursday, November 15, 2007

Enjoy Your Limp Bizkit In Hell

Day after day of boring erging takes its toll on your will to live. You realize, at some point in the middle of your 20k, that you are sitting on a rusty piece of exercise equipment in a dark, cold, warehouse moving back and forth and getting absolutely nowhere.

The one shimmering light of fun in this bleak existence is music. I burned a great new CD with all the classics that dumb athletes love. It had Ol' Dirty Bastard, Ludacris, Beastie Boys, Silverchair, and a host of other bands from my adolescence. Basically, if you go to Hot Topic and kick the fat 14-year-old in the Deftones sweatshirt's ass and take his iPod Nano, you'll have a ballpark idea of what my CD sounded like.

Now imagine my surprise when I discovered that some bastard of a Japanese high school student ripped off my CD! The next day, I frantically shuffled through the painfully bad Japanese music, looking for it. "Radwimp?" still there. "Streat Beatz vol. 4?" Still there. "Asian Kung-Fu Generation?" Still there.

But not my CD.

So whoever you are, I'm dedicating this Asian Kung-Fu generation Youtube video to you. Enjoy your Limp Bizkit, right now I'm drafting a letter to Fred Durst letting him know that some Japanese youths are listening to pirated music he wrote. So watch out.

8 comments:

Nate said...

P.S. Despite my complaining, I'm doing something right, because I randomly broke 35 minutes for a 10k today. But I heard Mountain Child just broke 34. With one hand.

Mountain Child said...

実際に、1 つの手の2 本指と。

Matthew O said...

Keep powering through Nate. Its a matter of national pride and Japan does not want to revisit 1945. So they have to resort to stealing your workout CDs and challenging you everystep of the way. Just like the Russians did to Rocky in Rocky IV.

Speaking of which, can you go into the erg competition wearing the Apollo Creed American outfit in that movie?

David said...

apollo creed? i think clubber lang would be more appropriate.

David said...

apollo creed? i think clubber lang would be more appropriate.

Nate said...

Russia's pretty close. If all else fails, I can fly there and film a montage of myself running up a mountain and doing sit-ups. That's kind of a last-ditch effort though. And you know if I do that, Mountain Child will be filming a montage of his own.

Nate said...

P.S. David, props for managing to tie in your beloved Mr. T to a leg insult. Very nice.

David said...

i do love mr. t however i didn't mean to insult your leg. i just want you to wear clubber's awesome costume. that would be amazing.