Monday, February 4, 2008

The Plot Thickens, Tastes Grainy

I went down to the boathouse today to pick some heavy stuff up and then put it back down in the exact same place (a testament to how warped modern society is), and I saw a big cardboard box in the corner. I peered inside.

It was 4 5-pound tubs of designer whey protein from America. Something is afoot. I hope this mystery doesn't end with me weighing 300 pounds.

3 comments:

Sam said...

These lasts two posts = funniest thing I've seen all day, not that I've seen anything else funny today, but whatever.

David said...

you're being prepared for sumo wrestling. first the erg, next the ring.

Nate said...

Sam- Thanks for the almost-compliment. Now we're almost friends.

David- Sounds good. I can already see the Rocky IV-style montage where I'm eating huge trays of sushi, tears streaming down my face, a surly Uncle Polly character hovering over my shoulder with a stopwatch.

Maybe "Push it to the limit" is playing in the background?