Thursday, July 26, 2007

Uncle Rico Called...

He wants his van back. Seriously, who knew that the most radical van in the universe was parked outside an apartment in northern Japan. Oh, if only it were mine. I'd be kicking back watching a beta-max on the drop-down with an ice-cold Genny Cream Ale. Initially I was afraid to mock this guy's van for fear of him kicking my ass, but then I realized he's probably too busy impregnating every woman in a thousand mile radius and training for the world arm wrestling championships.

6 comments:

Big Awesome Matt said...

Just wow....

Gavin said...

I would worry that this van is too low to the ground to provide sufficient clearance for aggressive "rocking." And if passers-by can't see that the van is visibly rocking, doesn't that create the risk that, at some inopportune time, someone might come knocking?

Nate said...

luckily, most Japanese people are aware that random knockings, rocking or not, are usually sufficient to qualify one's actions as "cruising" for a bruising, so it shouldn't be an issue.

Lisa said...

What is Genny cream ale? That van is ridiculous. How does it even navigate narrow Japanese roads. Or is it just always parked?

Nate said...

This is Genny Cream Ale, brought to you by the fine people who brought you Genny and Genny Light:

http://www.geneseecreamale.com/CreamAle/

Their slogan is apparently "Welcome to the Creamy Life," which is the worst slogan ever created.

Anonymous said...

I has sex in that van in amsterdam in 1994.